The Federal Republic of New Cyprus Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by E Martin-Brisket with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.395 billion Cypriots are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Melody. The average income tax rate is 62.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Cyprus Republician economy, worth 784 trillion Cypriot Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,574 Cypriot Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, third world countries are rich in "I Love New Melody" t-shirts, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Cyprus Republic's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Cyprus Republic is ranked 33,257^th in the world and 26^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,321.8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.